Where do I start? No, just kidding… my story is neither long nor complicated. Born in New Zealand. Worked as a lawyer. Quit that. Worked as a production assistant on TV commercials. Quit that. Moved to France to meet French women. Met a Spaniard. Moved to Madrid with Spaniard. Taught English. Quit that. Moved back to New Zealand with Spaniard. Directed TV commercials and a short film. Quit that. Married Spaniard (my smart and beautiful wife Yoly). Moved to Madrid.